tail -n +4 $0 | g++ -xc++ - && ./a.out
return 0 2> /dev/null || exit
A guy from ULA, a guy from Krunichev and a guy from SpaceX are at the urinals. The ULA guy finishes first, washes his hands thoroughly using soap and hot water, then he dries his hands completely and applies hand sanitizer. Then he explains: At ULA we are very thorough. The guy from Krunichev finishes next, washes his hands quickly, makes a few cursory dabs with a paper towel then leaves without saying anything. The SpaceX guy falls asleep while peeing.
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